"No matter how hot she is, there's someone somewhere that's sick of her sh*t." - Unknown
"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree." - WC Fields
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want YOU, why would I want someone like you???" - Anonymous